Maybe we should make a "Hungry Hippo" version of Starship one day to collect and de-orbit spent rocket stages and other space junk
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Elon wanted it. We built it.
Maybe we should make a "Hungry Hippo" version of Starship one day to collect and de-orbit spent rocket stages and other space junk
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We heard him. We built it. 🦛
From low Earth orbit to the red planet — the hippo eats everything in the way.
EARTH
MOON
MARS
Munching dead satellites and Starlink leftovers in low orbit.
Chewing through lunar debris so we can finally land in peace.
Carving an interplanetary highway, one bite at a time.
THE LORE
Read the side of the ship. That's not a sticker. That's a mission statement.
CH. 01
Painted on the side of every Hungry Hippo ship. Born from the question nobody answered: who actually cleans up the trillion bits of junk orbiting Earth? The hippo did. The hippo always does.
CH. 02
Each GLUP is a satellite swallowed. Each GLUP is a FUD post obliterated. Each GLUP is one more token burned from circulating supply. The hippo eats. The chart eats. We eat.
CH. 03
While billionaires fight about who launches first, $HungryHippo is already on the cleanup shift — turning orbital chaos into snack time, and snack time into market cap.
TOTAL GLUPS LOGGED
1 GLUP = 1 satellite munched · 1 FUD burned · 1 token vaporized
TOKENOMICS
The mouth is total supply. The debris flying in are burns and buybacks. The little hippos? That's all of us.
SUPPLY
1B

THE HOLDERS
TOTAL SUPPLY
…
Hippo's full belly
BURNED
…
Vaporized via GLUP
HOLDERS
…
Mini-hippos onboard
LIQUIDITY
LOCKED
Forever in orbit
CONTRACT ADDRESS
6Tw9kzL3B4AFDyJNg7NULHpUozDrgdukU4UcVMwjpumpTap debris. Earn GLUP. Evolve. Conquer the galaxy. 🦛

@elonmusk"We need a Hungry Hippo version of Starship that just eats space junk for breakfast."
Grab some Solana on Coinbase, Binance, or your favorite exchange. Send it to a Phantom wallet.
Open jup.ag, connect your Phantom wallet, and paste the $HungryHippo contract address.
Approve the swap. Welcome to the cleanup crew — the hippo eats for you now.